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Chuck Norris
Objavljeno May 16, 2015

Chuck Norris won't ever experience a heart attack - the heart is not that foolish to attack him.

Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe

Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.

Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.

When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Norris missed calls.

When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.

Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra. Cobra died after 5 days.

How many push ups can Chuck Norris do?  All of them!